Bangladesh Speaks

Doesnt anyone post anything in this group anymore.

Joke: The Rude Parrot David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness." David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, "May I ask what did the chicken do?"

Ever heard of bad jokes well here is one... A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."

Eid Mubarak everyone. Its that time of the year that brings smile in everyone's face. Happy Eid!!! Enjoy this eid and help others to enjoy it with you. Eid Mubarak.

"Sugar sold at all-time high - Refiner, trader blame each other From www.thedailystar.net Sugar sold at all-time high prices for the third consecutive day yesterday with the middle and lower-middle class people queuing longer than ever at the mobile fair-price points. The refiners and traders continue blaming each other amid government's failure in checking the price due to lack of sugar imports and poor open marker operation." Comments Bangladesh is a rapidly developing country. Its constant development is apparent in not only the infrustructure and civil facilities that the country provide to its people, but also by the constant price hike, ever developing corruption rage and of course crime. And not to mention the ever growing government's failure to secure a good living standard for its citizens. All these are signs of the constant development that is taking plance in the small country named Bangladesh. :(

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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"